Tori Spelling, 51, has once again declared war on the most essential element of human survival: water. In a truly baffling revelation on her podcast MisSPELLING, she proudly announced, “I don’t drink water. And when I say I don’t drink water, I don’t drink water.” Which is a lot of words to say, “I enjoy living on the edge of dehydration.”
She went on to describe her liquid diet, which consists of ginger ale when stressed, Diet Dr. Pepper when thriving, and, in an unpredictable twist, a newfound tolerance for coconut water. Meanwhile, regular ol’ H2O makes her want to “puke.” You know, the thing our bodies literally require to function? Yeah, that one.
Tori Spelling treating water like it’s poison raises an important question: how has she not crumbled into dust yet? According to her, she’s like a cactus—just needs a little hydration once in a while. Science may disagree, but hey, why let biology get in the way of a bad take?
The Celebrity Water Resistance Movement
Spelling isn’t alone in this bizarre flex. For some reason, some celebrities act like drinking water is a punishment. Let’s take a look at a few more hydration-averse stars:
Gigi Hadid
The supermodel admitted, “Stay hydrated, but I’m the worst at drinking water.” Apparently, her mom has to remind her like she’s a toddler refusing vegetables. Considering hydration is key for clear skin and general human survival, this is quite the oversight for someone whose job depends on looking radiant.
Zendaya
A self-proclaimed juice enthusiast, Zendaya once said, “I don’t drink coffee; it doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t drink energy drinks or soda, either. And I hate water.” She does, however, enjoy Tropicana and lemonade, which is just water with extra steps.
A Trend That Needs to End
Listen, no one is saying you have to be thrilled about water, but acting like it’s some unbearable burden? That’s next-level ridiculous. While Tori Spelling’s refusal to drink water might be part of her brand of chaotic nonsense, it’s also a reminder that some celebrities live in a completely different reality—one where hydration is apparently optional.
Maybe the real problem here is that we’ve given them too much. Too much money, too much influence, and, clearly, not enough water.
