Will Arnett: There’s A Proportionate Sort Of Relationship Between How Many Tattoos You Have And How Little Personality You Have

Will Arnett doesn’t have any tattoos, and during his appearance on The Romesh Ranganathan Show, he didn’t hold back when sharing his controversial views on body art.

When asked by host Romesh Ranganathan whether he had any tattoos, Arnett responded with a firm no before launching into what he described as a “very controversial position on tattoos” that hasn’t “gone very kindly.”

Before sharing his opinion, Arnett asked Ranganathan how many tattoos he had. Upon learning the host had around 20, Arnett was quick to clarify.

He said: “This generalization that I’ve come up with is sweeping and it certainly doesn’t apply to you and I’m saying this beforehand. Because of this time that we’ve spent together and it 100% doesn’t apply to you.”

Despite the disclaimer, Arnett proceeded with his theory: “There are a lot of exceptions to this rule. But I would say on the balance… sometimes there’s a proportionate sort of relationship between how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have.”

He elaborated further, stating: “I find a lot people who have a ton of tattoos often are super f**king boring. Like truly boring people. I find that like to be just quite bland.”

When Ranganathan suggested it was “manufactured edge,” Arnett agreed enthusiastically: “That’s what it is. Exactly. Of course, it’s manufactured edge. That’s right. That’s a great way of putting it.”

Arnett continued his observation about interesting people: “It’s that like they have to go out of their way. And some of the people I know are like kind of who are the most interesting or the most eccentric look the most normal.”

The actor also mentioned practical concerns for his profession: “So if you’re working or you do anything and you got to cover it up because you have to.”

When pressed about what tattoo he would get, Arnett offered a highly specific answer: “If I were to get a tattoo… I would there’s a very famous hockey player. It means nothing to you guys. I’d probably get one of him across my back.”

He explained it would only happen under one condition: “Only if my beloved Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club were to win the Stanley Cup finally in my lifetime. I would get a tattoo of this guy Wendel Clark who’s retired a long time ago but of him holding the Stanley Cup.”