CIA spent $20M in 1960 to train Domestic Cats to spy on the soviets; ends unsuccessfully

During the Cold War espionage, the CIA’s Office of Special Activities started an extraordinary mission in the 1960s: transforming ordinary house cats into covert surveillance operatives capable of infiltrating Soviet compounds.

According to sources, the ambitious project emerged from a genuine intelligence problem. The Soviet Union maintained a compound in Washington, D.C., and traditional surveillance methods had proven inadequate. Soviet operatives, well aware that their phones were tapped and offices bugged, had adapted by conducting sensitive conversations outdoors in public spaces where they assumed they were safe from electronic eavesdropping.

The CIA’s solution was as creative as it was unconventional. If high-ranking Soviet officials wouldn’t suspect a wandering cat, why not turn felines into living surveillance devices? The Office of Special Activities, which spent the decade exploring every possible scientific advantage in the Cold War, invested more than $15 million in developing this feline espionage program.

The technical challenges were immense. Researchers had to surgically implant microphones under the cats’ skin and convert their tails into functional antennas. Most remarkably, they developed a system of electrical impulses that could provide some degree of directional control over the cats’ movements – not complete control, but enough to guide them toward their targets.

After years of research and testing, the program reached operational status in 1966. The cat selected for the first real-world mission – let’s call him Peanut – represented the culmination of extensive scientific effort and taxpayer investment. The surgical modifications had been successful in testing, and the CIA was confident they had solved one of their most persistent surveillance challenges.

On the day of the mission, CIA agents drove from their Langley headquarters to a position near the Soviet consulate. They parked strategically near a park where Soviet operatives were known to conduct their clandestine conversations. The team checked their equipment meticulously – transmitters, receivers, and monitoring devices,  ensuring everything functioned perfectly.

With headphones at the ready and years of preparation behind them, one agent opened the van door and released Peanut onto the sidewalk.

However, the mission ended almost before it began. As the agents listened through their headphones, anticipating their first intercept of Soviet secrets, Peanut stepped into the street and was immediately struck and killed by a taxi.

This ‘catastrophic’ failure effectively ended the CIA’s venture into feline espionage, marking one of the more unusual footnotes in Cold War intelligence operations. It seems like even the most innovative spy technology cannot overcome the unpredictable nature of cats.