Wada Is Inspecting Ski Jumpers Over Fears They’re Getting Plastic Surgeons To Enhance Their Physiques In Order To Have A Competitive Advantage

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WADA found itself addressing an unprecedented question at the Winter Olympics on Thursday: what should be done about allegations that athletes are surgically altering their anatomy to gain an unfair edge in competition? A controversy that has become known as ‘p*nis-gate’ has gripped the Milan-Cortina Games. According to sources, it is centered on unsubstantiated claims … Read more

Chinese Farmer Tries to Use a Drone to Transport Pigs, Causing a Power Outage Across the Entire Area

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In the early morning darkness of January 24, a farmer in southwestern China attempted an innovative solution to a logistical challenge that would soon leave his entire community in the dark. According to sources, an unidentified farmer from Tongjiang county in Sichuan province had devised what seemed like an efficient plan: use a drone to … Read more

Algerian Olympic Boxer Imane Khelif has admitted to having XY chromosomes

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Paris 2024 Olympic champion Imane Khelif has opened up about her biology in a revelation that addresses months of intense scrutiny following her gold medal performance in the women’s 145-pound (66kg) boxing division. According to sources, the 26-year-old Algerian athlete confirmed she possesses the SRY gene, which is typically found on the Y chromosome, but … Read more

Generic GLP-1 Is About To Come Out IN India, Projecting 12 Million Pens Sold In First Year

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India is about to witness a significant shift as Dr Reddy’s Laboratories prepares to introduce a generic version of the blockbuster diabetes treatment to the market. According to sources, he company has received regulatory approval from India’s d**g regulator to manufacture and distribute the semaglutide-based treatment, marking a major milestone in making this sought-after medication … Read more

UFC’s Bryce Mitchell Questions Trump Assasination: He Was Acting Like He Got Shot So That He Would Radicalize The Country To Vote For Him

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UFC featherweight Bryce Mitchell made controversial statements about the attempted assassination of President Donald Trump during a recent appearance on Tim Welch’s podcast. The Arkansas native shared his belief that the widely reported incident was staged. Mitchell opened up about his thought process following the incident at a Trump rally. “When Trump got shot, I … Read more

Mark Zuckerberg Says AI Can Help People Express Emotions Better

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Mark Zuckerberg believes artificial intelligence can help people better articulate their feelings, addressing a challenge many face in expressing themselves emotionally. During a conversation about AI’s role in human connection, Zuckerberg discussed how people of all ages struggle to communicate their emotions effectively. He sees AI as a tool that can assist in this fundamental … Read more

Sam Altman: “A Kid Born Today Will Never Be Smarter Than AI, Ever… We Will Think How Bad Those People Of The 2020’s Had It”

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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman recently sat down with tech journalist Cleo Abram to discuss the launch of GPT-5 and share his vision for artificial intelligence’s trajectory. During their conversation, Altman made a striking declaration about the future relationship between human intelligence and AI. “A kid born today will never be smarter than AI, ever,” Altman stated … Read more

Epstein Made His Girls Adhere To A Strict Diet

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Survivor Virginia Roberts Giuffre revealed strict dietary controls imposed during her time with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, describing how her captors monitored and manipulated what she could eat. In her memoir, Giuffre detailed how Epstein maintained rigid control over food consumption. He subsisted on what he considered healthy options including tofu, salmon, chickpeas, and … Read more

Looksmaxxers Are Taking A Dose Of TRT Higher Than What Huberman Says Would Make Lettuce Grow Abs

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When neuroscientist Andrew Huberman saw the dosages used in a famous testosterone study, his reaction was instant. He said: “600mg per week is what they gave them. ?! That would make a plant grow muscles.” He wasn’t joking. That amount is around six times higher than a standard testosterone replacement therapy dose. What’s even more … Read more