Tim Dillon Has Spent Majority Of 2026 Roasting FBI Director Kash Patel

For the better part of 2026, comedian Tim Dillon has made Kash Patel one of his favorite targets, and if anything, the jokes have only gotten sharper with time. What started as mockery of Patel’s disastrous appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience has grown into a running commentary on what Dillon sees as one of the most transparent frauds in Washington.

The Rogan appearance set the tone for everything that followed. Patel showed up to the biggest podcast in the world dressed, as Dillon put it, like he was “going to pick his kids up at school.” But the wardrobe was the least of his problems.

When the conversation turned to the Epstein files, Patel’s argument for withholding footage was that releasing it would rev*ctimize women. Dillon wasn’t buying it: “If Palantir has the technology to identify an aid truck going to Gaza and blow it up, we certainly have the 1997 technology utilized on a current affair or entertainment tonight to blur the v*ctim. Zillow uses that technology when you’re selling a house.”

The contradiction that really set Dillon off was the gap between what Patel told Congress and what Attorney General Pam Bondi told the public. Bondi confirmed thousands of hours of video evidence. Patel, meanwhile, sat before Congress and said: “There is no credible information. None. If there were, I would bring the case yesterday that he trafficked to other individuals.”

Dillon’s response was blunt: “Kash Patel’s a liar. He’s a big fat liar. He’s a liar and he should resign and step down because he’s lying.”

Then came the Olympics. Patel flew to Italy, appeared to crash the United States men’s national hockey team’s celebrations, and his girlfriend took to the internet to clarify that he was there providing security. That explanation did not go over well.

“This is the biggest ‘f**k you’ to the American taxpayer,” Dillon said. “This guy’s flying to the Olympics to go hang out in Italy and party and go hang out with the hockey team. They don’t know who the hell Kash Patel is.”

Dillon’s point is one he keeps returning to: “Kash Patel was installed to not run the FBI. This guy is a figurehead.” He argues the entire arrangement was designed this way from the start, with Patel serving as a public face while doing nothing important. “They told him he could do this. They said, ‘You just jet set around the globe and act like an i**ot because you’re not allowed to run the FBI.'”

Patel spent years publicly criticizing FBI leadership for jet-setting and failing to deliver on transparency. Now that he holds the position himself, he is doing precisely what he condemned, while the promises he made remain unfulfilled.